Saturday, December 30, 2006

Ice Sculptures

Here are some photos of the ice sculptures that are famous here in town. Clockwise from top left:
1) Ahoy Matey! It's a ship made of ice!
2) Ride'em bearboy! It's an ice bear... yeah, it was cold to sit on it
3) Posing with Santa Claus - in Russia we have Det' Moroz (Grandfather Frost), but this was Santa
4) Look at the detail in this scultpure of two birds!


Friday, December 29, 2006

MULTIPLE BLOGS!

Hey all, You'll want to scan back to 12/11/06 to start reading about my awesome trip to Africa to see Amy! It was INCREDIBLE! You'll want to click on the archives for December to see them all as there are LOTS of posts for you all! I've been working on a website with pictures (probably best to not look until after the New Year as I'm not quite finished) But here's a look!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

A Four Seat Blessing

When I sat down on my Doha to Moscow flight, I was fully prepared to sit next to a crying 2 year old. But mom, dad, and son all migrated just before takeoff and I ended up with 4 seats together from 2am - 7am! I slept a solid 2 hours on the flight! Yes! What an awesome surprise.

Unfortunately, I messed up because I had so many seats to use. I left the book that I was reading. It wasn't even my book! I borrowed it from Sally! So I took a little time at Domededova and got her book back! Yippie! (plus I get to read the ending AND my last card from Amy was inside it!)

Qatar Airlines and the 14 hour layover

Well, it's been a rough day so far. Amy and I parted ways for another 5 months until we're runited in America. It was awful especially because Amy couldn't even come into the airport with me in Nairobi because of heightened security measures! So we had to say goodbye almost 2 hours earlier than we expected.

The 5 hour flight to Qatar was okay - I was pretty miserable - I've never cried going through security before. I wonder what they were thinking as I tried to hold myself together. Man, it was really hard to leave.

Now I'm in Qatar in the capitol city of Doha. Turns out that the airline put me up in a 4 Star hotel because my layover is so long. It's kinda nice. They're even providing the meals! This is so great. I did a bit of exploring, but I'm really in the city center and I don't want to exchange money to take a bus. So - I took a trip by foot around.

It might be really nice to be a man living in a middle eastern culture. Their clothes look SO comfortable. It's like wearing pajamas all day!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Travel

I'm in the airport again and it's only 5:45am. I've been up for 2 hours. I didn't sleep well, and I'm a wreck.

I'm okay, just sad. Tears are easy to come and painful right now and I feel stupid about crying in front of strangers. I hope that Amy's okay.

I hated how today started. We headed off to the airport and they wouldn't let Amy into the airport! Only ticket holders are allowed inside. :( I can't believe it. It was so unexpected. We were robbed of 2 precious hours.

On the Road again...


Hey everyone. Sorry that I've been offline for 2 weeks straight. I'm going to be typing LOTS of blog entries while I sit in the airport for 14 hours in QATAR. Please pr@y for me as I've got a LONG couple of days ahead of me as I head home to Siberia.

It has been a WONDERFUL two weeks here in Kenya. Here's a picture from today when Amy and I drove across the EQUATOR!

I can't wait to be in touch with everyone - so feel free to email me. I'm going to be a lonely wreck for the next couple of weeks as Amy and I are going to be apart for 5 MORE months!

Stay tuned throughout the weekend for more updates.

Merry Christmas!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas!

It's the best day of the whole year, and even though my love language is presents - that's not what today is about. Today is about celebrating a very special birthday.

Happy Birthday J-sus.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

At a Maasai Boma (village)


Today was a really neat day. I got to leave the clinic compound at Ewaso Ngiro and go for an awesome walk with Amy and Helen to a place where some Maasai live. We spent the early afternoon with a women named Elizabeth. She made us tea, talked to us. Amy was talking to her in Maasai! It was really so neat. And when they didn't know a word, she would teach it to them. She was so kind and even walked us back to the clinic compound. It was so cool to see Amy talking to her for the bulk of the walk back… all in Maasai! I was so proud of her.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Maasai Mara

What an incredible day. We got up and had breakfast made to order along side the river running along the northern border of the Maasai Mara (which is the Kenyan side of the Serengeti). It rained a good portion of the night, so we were a bit worried of heading out into the park on our own, but we did it anyway.

About 20 minutes into the park, we were stuck in the mud. Seriously. Not moving, no hope of moving, and really no alternatives to getting out. Being a hopeless optimist -- I can't believe that I really felt a small amount of despair, like we weren't going to make it out. We thought that if we waited long enough - the mud might dry out in the sun and then we'd get out.

Turns out that 20 Maasai men were out and about in a truck helping trucks that were stuck, and then came over and helped us too!

Their ring leader, Simon, then volunteered to be our guide for the day in the park and this was an EXCELLENT decision. Because he was with us we were able to see: elephants, giraffes, hippos, a crocodile, Thompson's gazelles, warthogs, ostriches, lions, wildebeests, zebras, really cool birds, and so much more. We even got to stand on the border between Kenya and Tanzania! Check out my photos here.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Potholes are a way of life Or The One Where Jeff Goes to the Maasai Mara

We drove to the Maasai Mara today. It's one of the most famous natural wildlife preserves in the WHOLE world. It's actually the northern tip of Serengeti National Park Game Reserve. It's named for the Maasai people and the Mara River which divides it. However - I heard from the Maasai that Mara means spotted in their language, which is what the game reserve looks like from the tops of the hills.

There are several things about the Mara that are really cool. It is in the Rift Valley which extends from the Mediterranean Sea all the way to South Africa! It's mostly prairie with wide open space and acacia trees, which truly fascinate me.

Anyway - over half of the trip was on non-paved roads. We literally had moments when non of our bums were on the seats in the truck because we were airborn!

And - we got stuck. The cardinal law of the Mara… don't go off the main roads. No matter how bad they look - stay where other cars are driving. So we went off the main path, because it looked really bad. And the black cotton soil - grabbed our tires. Luckily, we'd just been trained by Joe how to winch and tow the vehicle. So another car pulled us out!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Maasai Wedding

I got to go to a Maasai wedding today (Mah-sai) It was fairly westernized in many ways, but there were still aspects of the Maasai culture in the ceremony.

The bride and groom don't see each other before the ceremony. The men about 15-20 of them - march slowly into the church. It was a church wedding & the legal ceremony both. The men move into the church to a shuffling, step and sing a chant. Then while the men are entering the church the older Maasai women - the mamas - surround the bring and sing songs too. Once the men are all in the church, the young women respond to their song inside the church & they start marching to the church as well.

The bride is carried to the end of a line of women where she is set down on a shawl - she doesn't touch the ground, but only walks on the scarves.

It takes about an hour for the men and the women to all enter the church. The bride looked miserable. It was all show. She chose her husband and they are both very much in love, but it is Maasai custom for the woman to be sad because they used to be young and they married much older men, leave their families and often move to another location.

The wedding all total was 5 HOURS long. It was officiated in both Swahili and then translated into Maasai.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Tea Masala and the Maasai Market

Another busy day in Kenya! We headed out to shop for curtains today & enjoyed the morning with Amy's teammate Helen. We had lunch at an Ethiopian place with Joe, Amy's team leader. After lunch we did some more curtain shopping for Amy's house and saw a MOVIE (the Nativity Story)

Today I discovered my next favorite thing from Kenya: Tea Masala. Masala is the Swahili word for spice. This is a spice that 'kicks' tea up a notch. It's so good! I highly recommend it, although I'm not sure where you can buy it in the States.

I actually have no idea if it's really Kenyan or African, or from India - but it's delicious!

We went shopping at the Maasai market today. I found a few knickknacks to remember the trip here and buy a few gifts. We accidentally overstayed our time here in Nairobi today, so we ended up staying with friends from MTI!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

That's the Longest Tongue I've ever seen or the One Where Jeff goes to the Giraffe Park


Wow. I don't know what else to write. Amy and I went to the Giraffe Park today. They have 11 giraffes on their property which is all they can support because they eat 65 kilograms of leaves and grass a day. They are so much more graceful than I ever imagined and they are beautiful. The grown up to 16 feet in height and the oldest one on the property is 16. The youngest was 3 weeks old. He won't start eating grass for 7 more weeks. He was birthed while his mother was standing up and the drop to the ground jump starts them just like smacking a baby's behind!

They are ruminators, so they don't have upper teeth in their jaws, which comes in handy when you get to FEED them! That sure was a treat. Here are some pictures of Amy and I feeding them, hugging their heads, and yes, even KISSING them. I'll admit that wasn't the kiss I was most looking forward to when I got to Kenya!

It was such a wonderful and blissful day together. Giraffes are really special to Amy and I - and it was an incredible start to our holiday together.

Kenya is beautiful and G0d's creation and creativity are BLOWING my mind. I've taken so many pictures of flowers that my friends in Russia are going to cry and the flora here (or boredom from so many to look through)

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I arrived earlier today & waited until the fourth to the last bag off the plane to exit baggage claim. My bag was one of the first on because it was a transfer and I had a layover in Qatar.

Amy and Helen were there waiting. I had this big grin on my fact that I couldn't remove. It was glued on! What a sight for sore eyes! She's so beautiful and I couldn’t wait to give her a hug!

Africa - Kenya is SO beautiful. I immediately fell in love with the landscape. It's so GREEN! And 75 degrees. The first animal I saw here - giraffes! They're the first ones that Amy has seen so far. Isn't that amazing? (Giraffe's are a bit special to Amy and I - so it was really cool). I'm also in love with Acacia trees. They are SO cool. I hope I get to see a baobab tree too.

We're staying at a place called the Mennonite Guesthouse in Nairobi. It's beautiful here. Like a small oasis. It actually feels more tropical to me than anything else - the sun is out (it's 9:30am) and everything is alive and green!

I'm in Kenya!

I made it. Everything got here although a few small things did break on the way here. So I was a bit sad about that, but nothing that was REALLY significant, just a few small gifts.

I'm really excited to be here and I've got a few small blogs that I'll type in later. Some interesting observations from the travel.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Qatar (Doha)

There is no alcohol advertising here. There are however lots of ads about winning the lottery (1 million US Dollars) or a BMW. Almost everything here is in English and then also in Arabic. As native English speakers we sure gave a leg up. I'm tired. 1.5-2 hours of sleep on the flight and I'm ready to sleep.

The Devil Wears Prada

Interesting how the last leg of my journey to Kenya is turning out. The movie was supposed to be Scoop, but ended up being the Devil Wears Prada.

I laughed, I was disappointed and now I'm reflecting.

There was honestly some good humor. I really hated how Ann Hathaway's character had casual sex when she really was in love with another man. And then it was glossed over and not processed by the characters.

But I'm thinking more about image and popularity which is the intended message of the film.

It's a 1988 flashback in Munich, Germany. Basically our entire German class went on the tour of Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Turns out my German skills were in demand and the popular crowd invited me to come along. Of course, I didn't know why I was invited. I naively thought maybe my charming personality and wit had something to do with it. Turns out, I was just a sell out with the rest.

Luckily I figured it out before the day was half over - but making good with my friends was tough… but worth it to be true to my friends.

The Culture or Advertising

I'm sitting at international Gate #4 at Domedova surrounded by alcohol ads. Directly in front of me is Samuraev Vodka, at 2 o'clock is Russian Diamond Vodka, at 3 is Label 5 Scotch and Whisky at 3:15 is Cognac, and at my 6 we find Absolut. My left side is windows - so there are no ads there. I wonder if there will be this many alcohol ads in Qatar, a Muslim country…

People Watching

This is a skill I am so thankful to have developed. I remember the first time I heard this term. It was in 1982 at the Knoxville World's Fair. Do we still have a world's fair? We were sitting around a fountain eating Petros (sudden food craving: chili, server over fritos or better yet in a fritos bag - with sour cream on top) and being a typical 10 year old, I was realy to go on the move. But the family was resting and people watching. I remember being bored. And now I know why. I was only looking for people just like me. Kids- looking for the familiar. I'm sitting at Domededova airport in Moscow right now and it's FASCINATING.

Click click click click … a Russian woman dressed to impress or seduce someone… How do they walk in those things? And don't tell me that they're comfortable. Habiba, the director of Lingva (my University job) HAS to wear heels now because her feel can't deal with flat shoes!

Jingle jingle jingle - a man's keys as he nervously ticks waiting for someone. Is he excited or nervous? Is it love - now that's my own life entering the story, but isn't that how it always is? We can't hardly help, but interject our own lives & history into what we see and experience.

Presents just went by. It's Dec 11 & New Year isn't for 30 days - but giving is here - talk about a holiday that's been moved - Christmas is on New Year's and isn't about J-sus anymore. I digress.

A mom just walked by with her baby strapped on. How do parents choose how to carry their babies? Front or back? Carriage or stroller?

I like imagining their lives. I think Qatar will be interesting.

Trapped or the One where Jeff is imprisoned on a plane between people

I'm trapped in a small prison. The man sitting in front of me is 7 feet tall and he has his seat leaned all the way back. The man behind me is VERY large and has asked - err - told me that I am not to lean my chair back. So - I've got about 10 cubic centimeters in which to function. Breathing has been easier in my life as the man next to me obviously smoked 35 cigarettes before the flight or works in a smoking factory. I'm not really complaining - the beauty & irony of the whole situation is that G0d gave me a small frame - so I fit almost anywhere. Note: Russian planes are NOT built for comfort & knees in your back are almost guaranteed.

Tyumen or I'm not gone yet

I'm sitting in the airport right now. I left for her at 6:20 and registration doesn't start until 1:20 before the flight. I've been waiting with Vladimir, who brought me to the airport. It was really cool, because just before he left, he pr@yed for me and for Amy and our time together in Kenya. Amy and I pr@yed that I wouldn't have to pay any overage for my baggage, because with my backpack included in the weight I'm over by like 15-20 pounds! (updated: I didn't have to pay any overage! The didn't ask me to weigh my carryon!)

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Balding

Shed no tears, I'm okay - but it was quite a shock to see the reflective shine. Well, turns out that most everything here in Russia has been awesome with one major exception… I guess the dry climate isn't so good for balding men… cause I'm losing hair like I'm a professional. Just informing you all so as to not surprise you all too much when you see me in another 6 months. Maybe I should stop cutting my own hair? Did I do this to myself?

(in this picture I'm also sporting a BEAUTIFUL fartook (apron) while I wrap pirogies)

Friday, December 08, 2006

Photo Blog

1) Zhanna receives her Christmas present from Amy and I (Maxwell Leadership B!ble
2) Jim reads the US history of Thanksgiving
3) Check out this beautifully frosted tree near the University where I study and teach
4) Our Thanksgiving Table (from upper left: Zhanna, Vicki, Me, Dennis, Masha, Jim, Sally)
5) Sasha receives his Christmas present from Amy and I (leatherman multitool)
6) Look at Sally's joy at her birthday!
7) This is my Russian teacher Tatiana and my fellow student Vicki (she's British)
8) This is me at English discussion club with one of my students, Nikita (working on his resume)
9) Here I am enjoying the beauty of lemon juice in my pepsi (Amy taught me this!)
10) This is what I look like in my down coat.
11) Here's a shot of our last English Discussion club this year
12) Here's the entire Cultural Education Center Staff!















Deadline by Randy Alcorn

This is the book I'm currently reading. Sally gave it to me. The basic gist is that the main character's two best friends just died… here's a few quotes that have been good for my thinking…
  • Picture two twins in their mother's womb, debating about what's outside. The one says, "There's a whole world out there - grassy meadows, and mountains and streams, horses and dogs and cats and giraffes, and huge blue-green oceans with whales and dolphins and fish of every color. And there's people like us, only much bigger, and they can walk, run, and jump, and play games like football and baseball. There's skyscrapers and stadiums and freeways. And soon we're going to leave here and join them in that world." His twin brother scrunches up his face, looks at him and says, "Are you crazy? Get real. There's no life after birth!"
  • I want to make four brief statements about death.
    • First, life's greatest certainty is death. The statistics never change. Of those who are born, 100 percent die.
    • Second, death will come whether or not you're prepared for it. Talking about death won't hasten it. Denying death won't delay it. Each mans' life is but a breath. The only question is whether or not you and I are ready when death comes.
    • Third, death is not an end. It's a transition. Death dissolves the bond between spirit and body. The dust returns to the ground it came from, and the spirit returns to God who gave it. Death is simply a doorway to another world. If I were to suddenly walk out this door, you'd no longer be able to see me, but would you conclude I no longer existed? Of course not. I would simply have moved out of your sight. Our friend who passed away walked out the door, moved out of our sight. That's all.
    • My final point is this - death will bring us face to face with our Creator.
  • He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

Last Class and the New Yea

I had my last Russian class until the next semester starts and I taught my last English class too. My last group had their oral exam today and the topic was the Russian New Year. Here are some interesting facts that I learned about Russian new year:
  • Russian New Year is the biggest holiday of the year. We suspect that New Year used to be just like our New Year, but during the Communist Revolution the Christmas holiday was 'replaced' with New Year.
  • Russians give gifts at New Year, not at Christmas (except of course for Russian xians)
  • New Year is a VERY big family holiday. And they gather together and enjoy each others' company with many specific family traditions.
  • The Russian Orthodox Christmas is celebrated on December 7.
  • Mandarin oranges are huge too. My students explained that this was because prior to Stalin there was a 'deficit' of such delicacies. Don't know if this is the case, but it's how they explained it to me.
  • Students love to go skiing during the holidays as well.
  • They also celebrate New Year twice. On December 31-January 1 and then they celebrate Old New Year on January 13 - January 14 (before the calendar was changed)
  • Drinking does appear to be a large part of the holiday for many Russians, but not all. Many of my students really disagreed with the sentiment that many Russians are hard drinkers.
  • Many students and families have the tradition at midnight, when the clock begins to strike midnight, you write down your wishes for the next year on a sheet of paper, burn it into a glass of champagne, and then drink the glass down before the clock finishes striking midnight. Then your wishes will come true.
  • My students explained to me that Russian tradition stems from both Christ!an orthodoxy and a history of paganism. Many of them (mostly girls) call upon old occult traditions - mostly to try and find out who their husbands will be.
  • Contrary to popular belief the students inform me that there are not that many bears in Siberia. At least not where we are.
  • Here's an AWESOME link with information about Russian Christmas -- at the bottom is some info on New Years: http://russian-crafts.com/customs/christmas.html

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Lunch with the Professor's family!

That's right. Today I spent the early afternoon at my professor's apartment. Vicki, who is a British woman who also studies with Tatiana, was also there. It was really nice because we got to meet Tatiana's husband and younger daughter. Her son lives in another city, so he wasn't there. It was a downright groovy celebration. Food enough for me to feel nearly sick after eating.


Russians know how to be hospitable, I can't even describe how it feels. When you first meet someone, you're definitely on the outside. But once you're invited into their home, it's just this side of use my toothbrush. And you could probably share the same towel and they wouldn't be incredibly upset.

Anyway - we had a lovely talk and enjoyed each others' company.

Larium or Fighting Malaria Before it has a Chance

I can't remember if I already wrote about this or not. Did I write about trippy dreams and sleeping in the evening? I took my first Malaria medication last night and it really knocked me out. I could hardly stay awake and I literally fell asleep before 9pm. I woke up at 1 am and I was kinda confused and I had some pretty strange dreams. Nothing really worth writing about - just strange.

It was exciting to take this medication though, because it means I'm two weeks away from being with Amy.

Funny Moments and Being Thankful

Do you ever have one of those moments when dread passes across your heart? When you hear a noise in the bathroom, you rush in there and the toothbrush cup is on the floor? Where's your toothbrush?!

Well, I just had that moment. And my toothbrush fell into the sink. Isn't that great. That's what my life is like here. Even when something really difficult happens, there's protection, comfort, and a silver lining.

Hot Water! or Taking Nothing for Granted

After just under 2 weeks (13 days) we finally have hot water at home again! We're all talking about how excited we are for HOT SHOWERS. My one roommate even is planning to take a BATH! That's how much we're excited about having HOT water. It's the hugest answer to pr@yer. So for all of you who said a word for us, THANK YOU!

I think I'm just going to run hot water because I can.

BTW - even though we've been without HOT water for quite some time, it's been the best possible time to be without water because it's been WARM outside. It's barely below zero (so for Siberia in winter that HOT). In fact, I've been sweating in my down coat, so I'm almost switching to my fall coat.

The Africa countdown continues: 4 days until I leave!!!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Email Addiction, Homesick, or just plain dirty.

I think I'm addicted to email and hearing from home. That must mean that I'm finally entering some kind of homesickness, huh? I guess that really makes sense. Thanksgiving was last week, I'm leaving in a week to go and see Amy, and Christmas is three weeks away. I'm sorta experiencing a general feeling of malaise and not wanting to do anything - so I'm gonna jump start today with a pr@yer session, head off to church and hang out with Igor and Ephesians chapter 3.

Examining my inner mood, I've decided that a big part of my feelings today might actually be because I'm dirty. My hot water has been broken for 9 days now. So I've had 2 showers in the last week (thank you Jim and Sally!) I'm preparing a sponge bath as we speak (water is boiling in the kitchen) and I'm going to be clean for communion Sunday. I do have heat in 4 rooms of the house, but not the main room and the second bedroom. So we're still using an electric heater for the roommates.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Evening Walks or M!nistry on the Go

Walking is a big part of Russian culture. I think, 1 because it's good for you, but 2 moreso that apartments are small and to find some private time with someone you go for a walk. So I got a phone call from Dennis last night and we went for a 3 hour walk! It was great! One, it's awesome for me, because I really feel like I'm developing friendships here. Two, I spoke Russian for 3 hours (after 5 hours earlier today already). Three, our conversations are about real things. It's SO nice for me to not only have the opportunity to touch the lives of others, but to be able to communicate on a real level and not feel like language is a huge barrier. So that was great!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Really Homesick for the first time or the One where Jeff Talks to the CIC Staff

Just got off the phone with the CIC staff at their bi-weekly staff meeting. It was so AWESOME to talk to them and share what's going on over here in Russia. I'm so excited to be caught up on what's going on in their lives! Nick is about to be an uncle (congrats Sam and Mike), Nifer's sister is getting married (congrats Erin), Katelyn is going to Scotland (you won't regret a moment!) and a bunch of the gang are graduating and moving on to cool things (Teach for America! You go Cristina!) I'm proud of all of you. Remember to pursue your dreams for all they're worth and it's NOT about money…

How to find your purpose is 5 minutes or less. Write down what you think your purpose is. Something you care about. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. When the thing you write down makes you cry - you've figured it out. Pay off all your loans and all your debts (hopefully you don't have many) and pursue what you were made for! I've not regretted a second here in Russia, because it is what I was made for. If you're having trouble with the above exercise - send me email and I'll talk you through it - seriously.

Miss y'all. PS. Jen, they asked me to pr@y for your plane flight in Phoenix to Cali. So consider that done.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

If you Want to Walk on Water, You've Got to Get out of the Boat

I'm reading this book by John Ortberg right now and I have to say after the preface and the first chapter, I not only thank Michelle Kramer for giving it to me, but also recommend it to you. You'll probably be hearing a bit about it in the next weeks as I continue reading it, but here are a few initial thoughts.

There is a consistent pattern in Scr!pture of what happens in a life that G0d wants to use and improve:

- there is always a call
- there is always fear
- there is always reassurance
- there is always a decision
- there is always a changed Life

Those divinely appointed defining moments will come to you and me. ... And if you're not looking for him, you just might miss him.

Before Peter gets out of the boat, he had better make sure Jes^s thinks it's a good idea. So he asks for clarity, "If it is you, command me...."

If you Want to Walk on the Water, You have to Get out of the Boat. What's your boat? Your boat is whatever represents safety and security to you apart from G0d himself. Your boat is whatever you are tempted to put your trust in, especially when life gets a little stormy. Your boat is whatever keeps you so comfortable that you don't want to give it up eve if it's keeping you from joining Jes^s on the waves. Your boat is whatever pulls you away from the high adventure of extreme discipleship.

Want to know what your boat is? Your fear will tell you. Just ask yourself this: What is it that most produces fear in me - especially when I think of leaving it behind and stepping out in faith?

Good stuff, huh?

Monday, November 27, 2006

Chillin at Home or the One Where Jeff borrows an electric heater

Well, gang. The water saga continues. There is no heat in my apartment. There is no hot water. There is cold water. There is electricity. There is steam heat POURING out of the second entrance to my building (I'm the fourth (or the first if you count the other way... then the water is pouring out of the third)). Anyway - we're worried that it's gonna get cold because it's supposed to be -30 C tonight (-22 F). Sasha and Zhanna come through again as the heroes of the hour and provide an electric heater.

Just had a brief conversation with Jean Willaby at my home ch^rch and realized that going to Kenya will be a temperature change of 100 degrees! Wow. I hope my organism can handle it (do you like the Russian phraseology?)

Anger at American Film and television culture


So you know that the bulk of the Russians I know actually think that America is like the movies? They think that we actually use the 'f' word all the time and that the word 'neggar' is a normal way to refer to African-Americans. I got so ticked off in a conversation that I could hardly keep myself calm. The person in the conversation actually was surprised that I got upset! I was ready to chew on some nails. I'm sorry - but I just had NO idea that American films really has foreigners thinking that Americans are like the movies...


Just disappointed at the perception the world has of us.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Blog of Blogs

Ever read a blog of blogs? I thought I might share with you some of my favorite reads online. When I'm stuck in a waiting moment (which happens a LOT here in Russia) I read something on my palm from the net.

Here are the blogs that I'm currently reading:

Get Rich Slowly
http://feeds.feedburner.com/getrichslowly

43 Folders
http://feeds.feedburner.com/43Folders

LifeHack
http://www.lifehack.org/feed/

Our Daily Bread
http://www.rbc.org/ourDailyBread.rss

LifeHacker
http://feeds.gawker.com/lifehacker/full

The Motley Fool
http://www.fool.com/xml/foolnews_rss091.xml

New York Theatre News
http://www.nytheatre.com/nythfeed.xml

Hack-A-Day
http://hackaday.com/rss.xml

G0d as Programmer

I had a really fascinating conversation about 2 weeks ago with my new buddy Dennis (sounds like Denise). He's a college student at the University where I teach, but not one of my students. He comes to the English Discussion Club. I usually see him two or three times a week and we talk about life, the future, and often times very philosophical topics. He brought up the topic of G0d as a Computer Programmer. I thought it such an interesting concept of G0d. One, it really helped us to communicate about such a complex topic, because of course, my language skills don't handle really difficult conversations all that well yet.

He's studying computer programming to work for an oil company (and English on the side) and my background has lots of computer stuff in it too. So we're able to communicate on this level really well. Here are a few of the more specific things that we talked about:

* He programmed for 7 days to create the world

* He also programmed lots of sub routines (smaller programs) that run on their own -- like an auto pilot. These programs include things like time (days/nights), gravity, and other laws of science that keep things moving along.

The Players

- The Programmer, is of course, G0d.

- Adam was the first program that was able to not only run and monitor itself, but to also reprogram itself and to be aware (the first artificial intelligence -- although it's real intelligence, not artificial).

- Eve was a copy of the Adam program, that was then modified to work well together with the Adam program. So for the ladies out there - you can always claim that man was the Beta program and woman the improved model!

- The snake program, or Satan, was created for good (like the internet), but was corrupted with some bad code that replicates itself into other sentient programs (translation: Snake is the first computer virus from which all other viruses stem).

- The anti-virus software (which works on all platforms, and requires no internet connection for updating), Jes^s, works for anyone who chooses to install it onto your hard drive (which is a hardened heart, until you allow G0d inside).

* The B!ble tells us that we're created in the image of G0d, who was the original programmer. What does it mean to be created in His image. Well, I think it means that we are eternal just as He is. The biggest difference is that we're an image. In computer terms a disk image is a computer file containing the complete contents and structure of a data storage medium or device. So we're like the original in some ways, but NOT the original. I think that this means we're eternal. But in a different way than He's eternal. We have a definite starting point. Once we exist, we continue existing. For a short time here on earth, we have a corporal body, and then that body dies, but the spirit continues to live. G0d on the other hand, has always existed. He's eternal in both directions.

So this is our conversation so far… it's so interesting to discuss such deep philosophical things in this manner.

Training or the One Where Jeff Shares with Everyone Why the Temperature Was So Low at His House the Past 2 years!

Woke up this morning to a surprise in the apartment. It's not much of a surprise now-a-days to not have hot water. Although it means I skip taking a shower for as long as possible (sometimes up to three days - welcome to stinky Jeff!) This morning however, the loss of hot water also means NO HEAT in my apartment. The temperature dropped from about 13 degrees since I went to bed. It's still okay in here - low 60's - and usually we're boiling in our own skins. But, if you could pr@y that it gets fixed soon that would be great, because it's definitely colder outside and you can actually feel the heat being sucked out of the apartment (no it's not actually a gale force wind inside, but maybe a light (very light) gently breeze as the temperature is seeking to equalize).

So, for all of you who joked and cajoled me, because the temperature at my house in the US was so cold, now you know! I was just training for the extreme winter sport called, apartment living in Siberia!

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Sweating in the Kitchen OR the One Where Jeff Cooks for 3.5 hours

Well it's technically two days after Thanksgiving, but a group of Americans and Russians are getting together today to celebrate this holiday. So this morning I got up and started cooking. I first made my cinnamon almonds. I'm a bit sad that I won't be sharing them with my family this holiday season, but all the same - they're comfort for me too! Then I started baking. I made banana bread and chocolate chip cookies. I'm always scared of using the gas stove to bake because it doesn't cook evenly. With some significant pr@yer - the loaf of bread turned out! Yes.

After the bread, I made the dough for the cookies and made them as I continued cooking. I started shredding what felt like 1000 carrots (only 2.5 pounds) to make a Russian salad (so simple, yet delicious - shredded carrots, minced garlic, and mayonnaise).

Then I decided since the kitchen was already a wreck, that I'd keep going. So I made borsch. I learned how on Monday - so I wanted to reinforce my learning with immediate practice. It's pretty good too! I think I should have used more beets though as the soup is a bit 'oranger' from the carrots than it should be!

Maybe I need a few more lessons on how to spice it best, but I've made my first VERY VERY Russian dish and I'm pleased with myself!

Friday, November 24, 2006

Yellow Fever or the Innoculation episode

I had a very interesting trip to the hospital yesterday. They had the stuff for me to got inoculated against yellow fever! So here's how it went down:

Direct to the second floor to the room where we were told to get the shot. We waited for about 10 minutes until we bumped into someone who had already paid. So we went down to the first floor to pay at the cashier. We didn't have the right type of bill though, so we had to go to the second floor to get that one. But the person wasn't in their office, so we had to go to the third floor for her and then back to the second. There we waited for her. And she wrote the bill. Then it was back to the first floor to pay and then back to the second and the third and then the second. Then the certificates were filled out and we headed to a different office to get the shot. After the shot we went to a third office on the second floor to get stamps put into our immunization record booklets.

Isn't that crazy?! This is fairly typical for Russians when heading to the doctor. I'm not sure of exactly why so many people are involved, but I think it has something to do with keeping specialized skilled workers doing only specialized work and not pushing paper and making change.

So today I woke up and I wasn't feeling very well. I checked my temperature and it was up, but nothing to be really worried about. I had a headache too, but these were possible symptoms that the nurse told me to expect. So I drank a WHOLE bunch of water and tea and went back to bed for 2 hours.

Temperature is still elevated a little bit, but I'm feeling a LOT better! AND I get to go to Africa in 17 days and spend Christmas with Amy!

Thursday, November 23, 2006

закакаться or How to Make someone laugh until they have tears in their eyes

So, this is just a funny note on language mistakes. I'm learning several different ways to say, stop in, drop by, pop in for a visit. So to say hop in I should have said, "zaskakivat'" instead I said, "zakakat'sya" So I made a non reflexive verb (meaning it's done to oneself) into a reflexive verb and I made a couple small letter mixups… so I said to completely poop myself. Just another in a long string of language mixups! I only write you about the interesting ones.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Shots, Immunizations, Pills, Medical Certificates, Plane tickets, and High Hopes

Okay, well I've already had my medical consultation here in Russia for my trip to Africa. Yes, Katrina (my good friend who has a PhD in Public health for those who don't know her) it was a scary sight to see the location where we went AND to listen to her tales of woe and how I could be close to death from the immunizations alone. I purchased anti-malaria pills (larium for those friends who are in Africa and know about the brands) and I start taking them this week. Tomorrow I get my yellow fever shot (and by a thermometer to measure and make sure I don't actually contract the disease! Lol). So your thoughts and pr@yers will be appreciated as I don't want to get sick.

I'm getting REALLY excited about my trip to Africa and it's really really seeming to be very real finally. I leave in less than 3 weeks! It's really real. Once I get the shot tomorrow, there's no stopping the trip.

Pickle Soup or You've got to be kidding me?

Today at the cultural center we had another little banquet. This time Larissa cooked for us and she made rassol'nik. It means something like salt it again. And it's soup. It's pickle soup. No kidding. It's got pickles (duh?!), potatoes, barley, and onions in it. And of course, in Russian style we add sour cream to make it tasty. Isn't that crazy cool though?! Pickle soup! Who'd've thunk?

Cooking Photos

Isn't my apron just gorgeous? Guys where them here without protest. I especially enjoy the extra frills around the neck. That's me on the left wrapping pirogies and below stirring borsch. I'm doing what I can to be a 'real' Russian man. This also includes putting sour cream in my soup and mayonnaise on my bread.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Waking up in Russian or the One Where Jeff Can't Find the будильник

I have two Russian roommates half of the week now. Vadim and Vladimir. Vadim is only here half of the week as he lives in a nearby town and is only working here part-time. Vladimir is the former past0r of our local ch^rch and is back to help out for a couple of months. So there's LOTS of Russian being spoken in my apartment now. And the awesome news is that 4 times this week I woke up in Russian! Isn't that cool? The first thoughts that I had (albeit very simple thoughts) were in Russian. So that means that I'm really making serious language headway! But I still have a long way to go. Vocabulary building and verb problems and ending issues are still fairly huge problems.

Language Errors or Another One Where Jeff understands how important a few letters can be.

So I'm working on expanding my vocabulary a lot and my instructor is really doing a great job. For example: right now we're going over invitations, how to accept them, decline, how to be very formal, or very casual. This is great because I invite people over and am invited over as well. Here's where it gets funny. I'm working on the phase, to pop in, to swing by, to stop in, etc. It's just like in English where we have a thousand variants. So I go to say this one (to swing by) and I miss a couple letters. Instead of saying zaskakivat' I said zakakivat'sya. The little three letter combo on the end is a reflexive marker. Meaning, I did it myself or to myself. So the 's' that I missed DRASTICALLY changed the meaning. Instead of just swinging by, I said, "I have thoroughly pooped myself!" I hope you're laughing so hard that you're almost crying - or crying outright. I sure was. I originally made the mistake in the car with Jim and Sally and Zhanna when we went to pick up my malaria pills. I repeated the story to my instructor today and she actually cried laughing. It was worth the mistake to hear her laugh like that.

Making Borsch or Jeff learns how to Create Another Russian Favorite

Today I learned how to make borsch. The first thing that I learned is that it isn't Russian, but Ukrainian. So that was an interesting piece of info for me. The second really interesting fact about borsch is that it has far more potatoes, cabbage and carrots than it does beets. (for those of you who don't know - Borsch is Beet Soup). One of the ladies at the cultural center offered to teach me how to make it and we cooked like fools for about an hour. There's even pictures this time!

After making borsch, I went with Zhanna to her sister's English class at the University as a special guest to speak English. It's so great to do something so easy and really be able to help people. They were so interested in hearing my speech sounds and talking about English grammar and especial vowels. Interesting, huh?

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Linguists Unite! Or the One Where Jeff gets to Talk Shop for an Hour

Jim and Sally have had special guests for the weekend and the wife and I have a very unique and strange thing in common… a love for phonetics. We talked about sounds and sentence structures and silliness for a long time today. The others were looking at us like we were freaks or something. It was really fun.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Frozen Feet or the One Where Jeff Hunts for Boots

Well, I went on the second search for boots today. Didn't find exactly what I'm looking for yet, but as winter has dumped upon us fully here in Tyumen, I need to find them fast. My shoes are still cutting it for now, but if they get wet and then I'm inside and then back outside quickly they get wet and my feet freeze.

How do I know this… well - it happened today. I wasn't out long the second time, but I can't do this again. I'll get in trouble with my beloved Russian friends. So I'm hoping to find some on Monday.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Fruit Of The Spirit Or The One Where Jeff Eats A Persimmon

Ever eaten a persimmon? Honestly - I didn't even know what one was today, except a vague recollection that it was some type of citrus fruit. My new roommate (I have 1 until the beginning of January when a different one comes, and a second one 1/2 of the week) Vladimir introduced me to them tonight. They have a fairly mild taste, chew like a ripe peach, and leave a pithy feeling in the mouth that dries the cheeks and makes the teeth feel gritty. All the same a cool experience and one to notch into memory.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Ziplocs or the one where Jeff realizes that he's saving disposable plastic

I just washed and stored about 20 ziploc bags. This tells me something of my dependence on the conveniences of food storage. Strange, huh? We don't have Ziploc baggies here in Russia. We do have plastic bags, but they're just not to same for storing stuff. I do have 4 tupperware containers, but they don't seem to be enough and I haven't been able to find the small ones. Back in the US I've got like 35 of them… makes me realize how much surplus we always have. I guess honestly, I do miss the surplus a little bit though. But it's really great to learn to live with a little less.

I'm really missing Amy though. I'm going to ever endeavor to not take surplus time with her for granted. Only 4 weeks until I head to Africa! And Amy told me via SMS (text message) that we're going on Safari when I'm there!

B!BLE COLLEGE or Jeff goes back to School

Whoa. The past two weeks have been an absolute blur. My eyes are almost able to focus again. I've never crammed so much information into my head in such a short time frame. Let me give you the tale in chronological order.

On October 28, 2 American professors arrived here in Tyumen to teach at our B!ble college. The topics were the Prophets and the History of Jerusalem. So on that Monday our lessons began. From 9am - 6pm each day we had lessons. No joke. We learned SO much information in the last two weeks. The intention is that each course is a college level semester long course. Seriously the history of Jerusalem course seemed more like graduate school to me.

Both classes were phenomenally interesting and packed with dates and so information that I could hardly contain it all in my head. Especially when you take into account the meanings of prophets names, their contemporaries, where did they prophesy, etc. Whoa. But I'm not afraid of reading in the prophets anymore (in fact, the opposite -- I'm thinking of doing a special study in them) and then there's Jerusalem.

I've been interested for a couple of years in maybe going to the Holy Land someday and walking about, but now I'm really excited about going there and seeing everything. Jerusalem has SO much history it's amazing. I had no idea that the 3 major monotheistic religions all had such intense claims on it. Whoa.

One of the professors, James, decided to not live at the hotel the whole time they were here, so he became my roommate for about 2 weeks. And he inaugurated the opening season of Chez Jeff (that's the name of my apartment as a hotel). So he was here for 2 weeks, next week a visiting Russian will be moving in for 2 months, and in January I'll have a roommate for 3 months from the States who's going to be here working with our ch^rch. Crazy, huh?

My only big worry about the January roommate is that I can't speak too much English or it messes up my Russian. After two weeks in the B!ble college, my Russian teacher reprimanded me for messing up my accent and speaking too much English! She could tell the difference in my Russian after only two weeks!

I did learn a TON of new words at the college though. I mean, I listened to parallel English and Russian lectures on the prophets and the history of Jerusalem. I know such words as: pride, arrogance, to occupy, viewpoint, beast, slavery, symbolism, 'as a matter of fact', 'just in case', cistern, and many others…. How funny, huh?

Okay - this entry is too long. Sorry about that. Oh, and I did get two 5's! Yippie

A Life full of people or specific requests for pr@yer

Igor (sounds like eager) came to church with me today. That was awesome. It was good to see him after not seeing him for 3 weeks. We also had lunch together today. He's really been very bored lately, because all he does is school and he's trying to figure out a hobby or something. It's really hard to go against the flow here and not be overly involved in drinking, smoking, and other cruddy stuff (fill in blanks as you like) and he's really giving it a go. If you would just pr@y that he'd be able to continue in the right direction and that I'd be able to help him along, that would be awesome.

Dennis (sounds like Denise) is my new buddy who I met through our Monday evening English Discussion club. He's great. He's quite the philosopher, so our conversations are interesting, but really difficult for me. We speak mostly in Russian and not English - so the philosophical conversations are really interesting, but difficult. I'm having dinner with him this coming week, plus discussion club (we're talking about the differences in American / Russian Culture - - should be interesting). Thanks for your pr@yers.

Zhenya (short form of Eugene) is one of my students. He's studying in a special group of students who are entered in an English Olympic competition at our University. He's probably the best student as far as natural talent is concerned, but he doesn't always apply himself. We haven't had any kind of personal conversation - but this coming Wednesday I'm tutoring him 1-on-1 for an hour, so I'm hoping for an interesting conversation.

Tatiana is my Russian teacher. She's really a very good instructor and is constantly worrying about whether or not Russians are treating me well. She's afraid that someone is going to try and take advantage of me, because I'm a hopeless optimist and I see the world through rose colored glasses. She keeps mentioning how I'm a unique person and there's something different about me.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Attack Of The Attack Puppies Or The One Where Jeff Nearly Wets Himself.

So today I was meeting Sasha and Zhanna for a walk to a new store that's opening up on the other side of the river. I was waiting for them on the corner, so I took a seat on a concrete bench to wait.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a dog lunging at me! So I jumped up (about a meter!) and then turned to face my attacker head on…The tail wagging was so severe I realized that I might need a real weapon to respond to this level of aggressive affection…

It was a puppy in the midst of a pack of street dogs. The other dogs didn't take all that kindly to my sudden movement, but after I backed away a bit, they ignored me. (phew)

Then they proceeded to go to the cross walk, wait for the green light (seriously - I think they were waiting for a break in traffic, but it looked like they were waiting for the light. And then they crossed… with the puppy following the pack running amidst the cars looking like a little kid stomping puddles on a rainy day.

Drunk and Unconscious on the Street or The Reality of the Alcohol Problem in Russia

Walking home last night I encountered a man lying on the sidewalk. He was missing a shoe - which ironically was the first thing I noticed and I was very concerned for him. It just seemed so odd that he would be asleep there without a shoe.

I just felt really badly about it, and decided that I would pr@y for him. I know that it's not much, but I felt like it was all I had to offer. I'm glad that the weather isn't too cold, but after some conversations today - I'm worried that people get frostbite and worse when they fall asleep, because they're either drunk or homeless… it's dangerous to be unconscious here at night.

When you're cold this winter - think of us here in Siberia and remember those who don't have homes and have problems with addiction. Pr@y for their freedom and restoration.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Stress and the Blessings of G-d or the One Where Jeff almost Loses it And is Instead Gifted with Some Open Time

Well, I sorta hit my threshold of capacity for busyness. And I got very frustrated and had a pretty hard evening and start to the day on Friday. My Russian homework was MILES (sorry - Kilometers) above my head… I looked up almost 60 words for a half a page. After showing the article to two native Russians, I'm feeling better as both of them said that it was a difficult text and had many words that are rare and infrequently used. It's still my homework though.

The blessing came in the form of cancelled classes though. My class was cancelled on Friday for a holiday and I got a reprieve so I can try again to do the homework. And the professors of the B-ble college cancelled class for Saturday morning too - so I get to catch up on a few things (most importantly would be sleep!)

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

INTERNET or the One Where Jeff finds out he's not culturally clever

$120! That's my accidental internet bill for the past three months! Whoa! Turns out that I'm not as clever as I thought I was. You see, I pay for my internet by usage not by monthly fee. So I make sure to get on and get off when I'm using my connection to email or whatnot… But before I had my own internet connection, I was using Jim and Sally's connection. It's dialup, but at least it's a monthly fee - so usage doesn't matter. So when I bought the new Chris Tomlin CD online, I downloaded it through that connection overnight. Well, turns out that they're account is a time account… so I was ever stoopider than I thought possible. I just assumed that dialup was a monthly fee. So - I owe them for the extra changes. Awful, huh? Another lesson learned. :(

Sunday, October 29, 2006

It's 4:48am or The Second One Where Jeff is awakened by the Garbage Men

brightness piercing through my slitted eyes, I am desperately sad that I'm not sleeping right now. I've been awake for about 30 minutes and it's the middle of the night. It's almost 5am and the garbage men have been banging stuff around for about 20 minutes.

they didn't wake me up this morning - they just kept me up. mosquitos woke me up. can you believe it? it's nearly november and I am being eaten alive by mosquitos inside my apartment. it's my own fault - you see, it's VERY hot in my apartment, so I opened the balcony door so i could sleep. the poisonous fumes of the mosquito killer seem to not be working and I've been quite itchy this morning.

so I finally got up and nuked a mug of milk in an attempt to triptophan myself back to sleep - I'd eat a turkey leg too if I had one. I don't like missing out on sleep. I worry that I might be cranky without a few more winks to my credit.

there's a fun story behind the mug of milk through. it's a starbucks mug. it's beautiful, a warm, dark brown with diamond indentations, swirled with blue-green glaze... it's a present from Amy. She loves Starbucks. It's the mocha that kidnapped her affections from me... well, I guess her love affair with mochas started before we met, but I'm firm in my resolve to one day win out over the love of chocolate...

I think the mug is an incredible display of love. not only is my primary love language gifts, but Amy sent me something from her own place of solitude and refuge. Starbucks isn't just a caffeine fix for Amy, but a haven where she retreats to read and spend time with G-d. And the fact that she SHIPPED it to me all the way from America just before she left for Kenya multiplies the love. She's great.

... and I feel really loved drinking warm milk.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Down Coats and Public Health Initiatives or the One Where Jeff Goes Shopping for a Down Coat and Finds out about Shots for Africa

So, Zhanna accompanied me today to the public health center for the Tyumen region so that I could speak with the lady who signs a piece of paper so that I can go to another office and pay money to go back and get another piece of paper that says that I can go somewhere else to get a shot so that I can go to Kenya and see Amy for Christmas. It really is like that. Turns out I only need one new shot and to start taking malaria pills. I understood about 75% of what she told me too. Zhanna was awesome and didn't translate for me unless I needed help or was confused. It's really great, because this way I'm learning to fend for myself instead of needing to be constantly reliant on others. Like teaching someone to fish, instead of just giving them one fish. Really great.

So anyway - she scared Zhanna and I both pretty good about how serious Yellow Fever is and that I might even feel sick for 3 or 4 days after just the shot (which is a live, but weakened version of the virus! I'll be fine of course, but it's just scary. She also said that I could be sore. I need to check, because I thought maybe I needed to get a shot for Meningitis too… sounds VERY painful.

Then we started a chase to find a down coat for me that will help me to survive the winter here. My coat isn't good enough to cut it in the winter here… I think I literally tried on 20 different coats before we found one that fit, looked good, and meet with Sasha and Zhanna's strict requirements. Down, cuffs, butt flap long enough to cover my rump, deep pockets, fur lined hood, and pockets on the inside (for cell phone etc). We did it! My coat was made in Finland and will keep me VERY warm. I'm so thankful that I'm almost prepared for the cold onslaught that will be coming! It'll be so funny when I travel to and from Africa and Russia with a HUGE coat!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Going to Africa! or the One where Jeff is Dancing around His Apartment and Smiling Too Broadly on the Street.

I have the most exciting news to share! An American travel agency just got me a humanitarian discount to go and visit Amy in Africa! I'm not kidding it's absolutely the best! They were able to reduce the cost of my ticket by 60% Isn't it great?!

On December 11, I'll leave Tyumen to go and visit Amy in Nairobi, Kenya (via Moscow and Qatar). I'm so thrilled, I'm really looking like an American on the streets. I've got this big grin pasted from ear to ear. I still need to pick up the Tyumen - Moscow leg of the journey, but that shouldn't be a problem. It's already been 3 months since we've seen each other and it'll be 4 by the time I arrive in Africa.

I've got to get shots before I can go, so please pr@y that we'd be able to find all of them that I need. Looks like everything should be a go (although it's strange to get that many shots here in Russia) - we're having trouble finding malaria pills, and I should've had the yellow fever shot months ago (from the sound of things).

Amy already found an inexpensive Safari we can go on where you drive your own vehicle and it looks like I'll get to meet up with a few friends from MTI (it's the training agency I went through) while I'm there in Africa! How awesome, huh?

I'm so thrilled that I get to visit her AND we'll be together on Christmas!!! I'm sad that I won't be with family and able to carry on the traditions that we've had for so many years, but Amy and I can start a few new traditions this year and I'm excited that we can be together - okay, so I'm getting teary actually thinking about all this, so I guess I'll sign off - but I just wanted to share the awesome news with all of you!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

4:30 am or the One Where Jeff realizes that EVERY Wednesday trash pickup is at o'dark hundred

So, I finally figured out why every Wednesday when I get up for Russian lessons, I'm tired. It's because from 4:30am to 5:00am I'm always awake. The trash truck comes to haul away the week's garbage and the bang around metal for about 30 minutes right outside my balcony. I guess that's really it. Just the humor of it had to be shared. I just lay there and pr@y that they can stay warm and thank G-d that I'm in bed and not hauling garbage at 4:30am.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Chocolate chunk cookies or the One Where Jeff Bakes in Russia for the first time.

Today I baked cookies. I couldn’t bake at home, because I don't try my gas oven, I don't have a mixer, and I don't have a cookie sheet. So I went over to Jim and Sally's with a couple of bags full of ingredients and set to work. It was actually quite fun and INCREDIBLY therapeutic, not to mention that the results were quite tasty. It's really interesting how much like home chocolate chip cookies can make a room seem.

I had to buy chocolate bars and crush them up, but the chocolate is actually better here. The vanilla is powdered, so we just guessed and used the whole packet - so that worked great too. I used real butter (Russians don't have margarine or shortening that I know of) and they were SO DELICIOUS! Or I should say are. There are still some remaining.

The intention of making cookies is so that I can share them with my students. We're having a competition this week in class to see who can tongue twist the letter 'w' the best. The winner gets cookies.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?"

"Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why Willy, Why Willy, Why Willy Why?"

I think they're learning to hate me. Seriously, tongue twisters are an excellent way to learn and practice language. I've already learned three in Russian (although one of them I keep messing up).

I've been surprised how much I enjoy teaching English here and the ministry opportunities that are provided are really awesome. One of my students has already started coming to the center to our D-Club (English discussion club) and others have asked if we can start another D-Club on Thursday nights. I'm also looking into starting an English movie night on Fridays, but I think it'll have to wait for the turn of the new year.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Bitter Wind or The One Where Jeff Learns How to Say Below Zero

It was -6 C this morning when I got up. And the wind is blowing. So a few Russians are starting to say that maybe winter's on the way. Starting to say! It's been snowing (gently) on and off for a couple of days already!

I like it. It's a dry cold, so it's refreshing and makes me feel alive. I definitely need to buy a different coat and some boots here. I don't think that what I have will cut it (suffice). So, I'm going to have to quest this week I think. (Oh, I learned how to say adventure this week too - I like that word a LOT. I don't like the adjective for everyday though… try this on for size: pofsyednyevniy)

Looks like I'll be shopping in the next couple of days for a 'real' coat and 'real' boots. The stuff I brought from America is literally NOT going to cut it.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Heather's Book Or The One Where Jeff Is Flabbergasted At Circumstance

I have some exciting news in the life of my American friends to share with you. My dear and long-time friend Heather Holleman wrote a manuscript for a book about a year ago. She sent it off to an agent this spring and has been waiting very patiently for news. Well, due to a really cool twist of some circumstantial events (and maybe some serious G-d intervention), her book is being read by the head editors at Zondervan!

Here's the story. Heather and Ashley were at a book signing for Phillip Yancy's new book. As Heather approached the head of the line, she told Phillip Yancy that she's working on getting a book published and asked for some advice. Then blink blink blink, he points out the vice-president for marketing at Zondervan who's standing in the room and suddenly Heather is introducing herself. Next thing you know, they're reading her book to check it out! Isn't that cool?

Here's the selfish request. If all goes well with the book and there's a cash advance, Heather's going to send Ashley to Russia to visit! Isn't that great!? So please pr@y that her book gets published. So I know that's selfish - but pr@y that the book gets published anyway as she's awesome and the solid message of her writing should be heard.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Missing Amy Or Jeff Is Close To Sobbing

It's just rough. I miss Amy something fierce. We've figured out that we can send SMS messages though! It only costs 2 rubles. The hard thing is that we only get to talk max 15-20 minutes a week if that. She does have access to email about once a week, but it's hard to not be able to communicate more. I'm hopefully going there to visit her in December. I'm working on getting plane tickets, but the prices are OUT of control.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

You Majored in Linguistics? or the One Where Jeff Says 'Ha!' to the Sceptics

Last Week

r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r This is the sound of me rolling my r's. Yes, I did this for 10 minutes straight. I was attempted to perfect the Russian 'r'. It's really not like the Spanish r… it's softer, but still rolled. It's so interesting to try to learn the finer points of pronunciation. But after all, without it the word charcoal becomes corner. I also practiced 't', 'd', 'n', 'ch', and the two Russian variants for the letter 'l'. I'm SO happy that I can at least hear the difference, because it makes it possible to try and work on them. I'm still struggling a lot with one of the Russian vowels. We don't have something like it in English. I imagine it's the sound you make when punched in the gut. 'ii' I can make it sometimes in a word, but not by itself.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Shooting up in the Kitchen or the One Where Jeff Gets His Flu Shot


This morning had a really interesting start. I've become a bit of a night owl since I was in Estonia and I was working until about 3am last night. Just getting stuff pulled together and around for teaching this week. At 9am this morning I heard my doorbell. So I ran to answer it. It was my best pal here in Russia, Sasha. He arrived to inform me that my flu shot had arrived and we set to work.

I have no antiseptic in my house. No alcohol (to drink or to rub), I have no iodine, I have virtually nothing. I have no cologne (sorry Amy - what kind of man am I anyway?) So we used eyeglass cleaner… I have no idea if that's really helpful or not. But anyway - we shot up in the kitchen.

So now I've got my Russian flu vaccination. We'll see if I get the flu or not!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Making Pilmeni and Blini

Turns out that I had a very interesting evening tonight. One of the students at our University is crazy about English. He asked one of the teachers if he would be able to study with me next year (my American teaching methods are creating quite a stir amongst the students - we 'played' market in class to talk about money and they just couldn't believe that we played a game to learn instead of me just talking to them). Anyway - I digress. So Tatiana told him that I wouldn't be here for him to study with me 'on the second course' (which I only barely recognized as sounding strange in English). So he invited me over for an evening of Russian culture with he and some of his friends.

We made homemade pilmeni and blini (pilmeni are the traditional food of Russia - a type of dumpling - although I'd say closer to Chinese potstickers than dumplings -- and blini are very thin, very tasty (um.. I mean delicious) pancakes). I started off rolling the dough for the pilmeni, and eventually I graduated to actually folding the dough around the meat. We boiled them as the staple of dinner. Tasty! And we also had fried eggplant with mayo and garlic -- spicy, but really nice.

They had lots of questions for me (we spoke in English for the first couple hours and then I broke down and started speaking Russian with them -- they really wanted to practice). They wanted to talk about politics, education, American teens, music - and they were especially surprised to learn that Americans are not like the movies. I asked them if Russians were like Russians in American movies (of course not) so why would Americans be the same? It was a good talk.

They gave me some Russian music to listen to on my computer and they all were REALLY excited to meet with me again. I hope that it has potential to develop into a relationship where they might start coming to our center. They're really cool kids. They want to show me some classic Russian films. One of them is called something like the 'white desert'? I think anyway.

It was really interesting to meet some brand new people and to have a chance to just listen a lot. I learned a lot of new words (but I did refuse when they wanted to teach me a bunch of curse words). They kept it clean for me. And they already knew that I wasn't interested in drinking. Word travels fast.