Trapped or the One where Jeff is imprisoned on a plane between people

I'm trapped in a small prison. The man sitting in front of me is 7 feet tall and he has his seat leaned all the way back. The man behind me is VERY large and has asked - err - told me that I am not to lean my chair back. So - I've got about 10 cubic centimeters in which to function. Breathing has been easier in my life as the man next to me obviously smoked 35 cigarettes before the flight or works in a smoking factory. I'm not really complaining - the beauty & irony of the whole situation is that G0d gave me a small frame - so I fit almost anywhere. Note: Russian planes are NOT built for comfort & knees in your back are almost guaranteed.