Language errors … gotta laugh

So my language errors continue. In 2002, I asked a little boy to pee all over a little girl because I messed up stress. oPEEsat vs opeeSAT. Earlier this summer I said a vulgar word for pee instead of full (meaning I’d eaten enough) SSeet vs seet. Today I said another vulgar word (can’t really explain here and be PC) because I tried to create my own word for something and the stress was in the wrong place! Eegads. Why are all my mistakes vulgar? I guess that’s not true. I make LOTS of mistakes with grammar on a moment by moment basis, but it’s really odd how many of the bigger blunders are about bathroom issues.